Funny stories about being prepared

He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. We never had a second date. The fake report card : I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. How to win at video games : When I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.

Neither of the two ships and none of the men aboard returned. He packed a 1, volume library, a hand-organ, china place settings for officers and men, cut-glass wine goblets and sterling silver flatware, beautifully and intricately designed. Years later, some of these place settings would be found near a clump of frozen, cannibalised bodies. The voyage was doomed when the ships sailed into frigid waters and became trapped in ice. First ice coated the decks, the spars and the rigging. Then water froze around the rudders and the ships became hopelessly locked in the now-frozen sea.