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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win! How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box I don't even know where the box is.
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Your secrets are safe with me I wasn't even listening.
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire. An angel appears at a meeting of religious leaders and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, God will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. The leader sighs and says, 'I should have taken the money. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.