The Worlds Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell by Barbour PublishingHere is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.
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Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Trying to determine what makes a good or bad dad joke is not so easy, but there are some certain ingredients that we can name. First of all, the one-liner has to be administered by a dad not necessarily your own , it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing, and most of all it just has to have a hackneyed pun to make it the best joke ever. Although not everyone is a big fan of that type of comedy gold, there is a certain amount of appreciation any person can have for a well-timed funny pun.
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Top definition. Dad Jokes unknown. Daughter : Dad, we should go back soon. Dad: Why? Daughter: I'm hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
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