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True Quotes about Life
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One of the best things to do to improve your health is to laugh often.
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Remaining positive when life seems to be constantly kicking you down is hard. Many of us, myself included, tend to let all the negative energy consume us. We start to give up on ourselves and our dreams as we continue to feel like nothing we do is good enough. But it is just when we get to this moment of defeat that we must fight the hardest to pick ourselves back up. We must find a way to become motivated again, find a reason to keep pushing forward. There are many ways to do this, including turning to funny life quotes and popular sayings about life to keep hope alive. Life quotes have a way of reminding us that we are not alone.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.