Funny But True Quotes (254 quotes)
Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. Anything hilarious, be it a funny scene, incident or even a quote, always brings sunshine to a gloomy day. Funny quotes about anything can help keep your life on a high note. As Ronan Keating has rightly sung 'Life is a roller coaster', life has its own share of ups and downs with some days being filled with bliss and others being so gloomy that nothing seems right. At this point of time, all we need is a dose of laughter, which can put our life back on track. Well, here are some funny quotes about men don't take it in an offensive manner guys! Hilarious Quotes About Men and Relationships.
When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night. Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round. You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!! Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men? Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.
25 Random Funny Quotes To Make Your Day
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money. How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? God loved the birds and invented trees.