Funny sayings about bad drivers

Ahh the joy of funny memes and quotes. Memes have a special place in my heart: a place of sarcasm, cynicism, and of course laughter. Can we go back to these days? I could actually afford to eat out before gas literally guzzled all of my money away. Not surprising that this driving quote came from him. Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a true story, I swear. How do you picture yourself when you drive?

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny driving quotes, funny driving sayings, and funny driving proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck. A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. Woody Allen. Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia.

Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. How do you communicate when angry and displeased? Do you turn on your rage dial up a notch, or kill the problem with politeness? Now, if you are annoyed with someones driving abilities or a lack thereof? Do you choose the classical honking and swearing or do you smile and nod at the idiot?