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Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "hot-guys" Showing of What is this awful place, Calvin? I hear some girls prefer their boyfriends a little more flawed and troubled. Sure Jake, Stephanie will do exactly what you tell her.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money. How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.